ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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