All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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