So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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