So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Randomize
