I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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