Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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