Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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