i think i have herpe
just one?
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
When did angry sex become our thing?
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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