You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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