think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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