I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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