The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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