And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
