and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
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