I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
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