In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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