My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I want her autograph on my taint
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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