the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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