doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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