They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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