what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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