I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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