I am puke
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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