so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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