it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
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