u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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