SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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