I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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