is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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