You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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