Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
i out mim tonsoeep
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