I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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