It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
We have so much sex to catch up on
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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