: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
why didn't you poke me back
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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