i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Randomize
