Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I forget how to act sober
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
Randomize
