Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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