I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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