He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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