so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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