"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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