Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
why does every cop we meet know your name?
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Randomize
