Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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