how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I showed him my bush... on skype.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
My vagina is very pro this idea
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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