the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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