her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
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