If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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