So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
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