i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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