question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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