i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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