TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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