Whatcha textin bout Willis?
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
