he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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